The Rocco Strangeways Erotic Adventures 16-Story Party Platter #1

Rocco Strangeways isn't trying to get into all the shit he gets into. He's not trying to fuck this girl or that girl. Or come on this lady or that lady. He's just like you and me. Trying to get through life. Trying to be a good person. Trying not to fuck every hot babe he sees. But sometimes these things just happen. Like that dingdong Dr. Phil says, "It is what it is." Rocco Strangeways is what he is. A f****r.

This is the 16-Story Party Platter #1 with 16 Rocco Strangeways Erotic Adventures, including:

Rocco Letting Loose On His Girlfriend's Daughter

Helping Our Principal's Wife With Her Compulsive Exhibitionism

Somebody Needs To Take That Bitchy Old Lady Out And Show Her A Good Time (Part One)

My Best Friend's Mom Didn't Like It When My Girlfriend Left Me With Blue Balls

What Do You Mean I Have To Share My Room With Mom's Weird Work Friend?

Our Sexy Little Babysitter Doesn't Want To Be Paid In Cash But Rather Juice

That Time Rocco Was Taken In By A Bunch Of Rude But Sexy Cock-Crazed Bitches (Part One)

Whenever My Dad's New Girlfriend Gets Too Much Sun She Wants To Fuck Everything

Having My Fiancée's Hairy Godmother For Dessert

Say Hello To My Not-So-Little Friend

Who Am I To Question A Former Scream Queen's Strict B*****b Schedule?

That Special Moment When Your Best Friend's Daughter Chooses Your Cock To Be Her First

That Time Rocco Acquiesced To Running Away With His Super Horny Sister-In-Law (Part One)

My Dad's Girlfriend Has A Zero-Tolerance Policy On Morning Wood

Sometimes It's Totally Worth It To Help Sexy Old Ladies With Their Groceries

My Brother's Weird Girlfriend Wants To Start A Man Draining And Cleaning Service