Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue
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Publisher Description
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue contains a collection of over 200 short verses; some are romantic while others are funny, or just plain silly.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Around a ballroom I'd love to twirl
Yes, I'm just an old-fashioned girl
How sad that you have two left feet
Perhaps a better suitor I might meet
What's that? What's that? Is that just bling?
Or is it perhaps a genuine diamond ring?
Dancing is for chumps
All those lifts and bumps
I've had a change of heart
How soon can we start?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I once dated a man from Zurich
Things were going as well as could be
We were perfectly happy, me and he
Until he let one rip
It was absolutely sulphuric!