She Said: He Said

She Said:

…it was a packed  day on the tube.  Normally, I am a sandwich or under some guy’s sweaty armpit.  This particular day I was under Justin’s masculine armpit.  I spent the tube journey inhaling his masculine aura and I was hooked.  When he gave me his card, I did not think twice about calling him. I asked him out for coffee. He,  however, had other ideas. He asked for us to go for a shag which led to us permanently shagging by living together, so when I took it to the ultimate level and requested his hand in marriage, he said it was too much and moved out!

He Said:

…I liked her. We got together, not sure when exactly. She started getting too  demanding and clingy , asking me to marry her. The next thing will be kids I thought. It got too much for me. What a fool! Mel was the best girl I’ve been with, ever!

Would she take me back ?

Find out in this romantic comedy which proves that men really are from Mars and women are from Venus.