The Good Guy

My name is Tammy Knitbar, and I'm going to die. Just not today. You see, this guy walked into a bar, and it is incredibly difficult to get the punchline across on this one, because it has a lot to do with his fist, and what it did to a couple of vampires. Now, I'm not gonna call him crazy or anything -- mostly because I can't talk. And that really doesn't help, because he is crazy. There's lots of vampires out there.

And I think he's planning to meet them.

I can stay here and certainly die, or I can follow that man. I mean, I'll still die, but at least someone is fighting the vampires. But are we really going to see the actual Vampire Lord? And what do you mean, there's way worse things than vampires out there? In for a penny, I guess...