The Hitwoman and the Neurotic Witness The Hitwoman and the Neurotic Witness
Book 5 - Hitwoman

The Hitwoman and the Neurotic Witness

A Comical Crime Caper

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Publisher Description

When her apartment building is blown to smithereens, bumbling hitwoman Maggie Lee is forced to move back into the Bed & Breakfast she grew up in.


Living with her three meddling aunts is bad enough, but it just so happens that the B&B is also occupied by a U.S. Marshal, an FBI agent, her old friend Zeke who’s on a mysterious mission, and a woman who claims she can see dead people. These aren’t the kinds of roomies Maggie wants to spend time with, considering that in order to pay for her niece’s medical care she supplements her income by killing people.


Maggie avoids arrest and deals with a crazier-than-usual home life while trying to track down exactly who is blowing up the holdings of various crime families. To make matters worse, she’s walking a precarious tightrope between keeping her mobster bosses happy and protecting her murder mentor (and almost lover) Patrick Mulligan.


Aided by the warped predictions of her semi-psychic friend, her sarcastic, demanding, talking lizard and an always ravenous, dyslexic Doberman, Maggie juggles keeping secrets, unraveling riddles and protecting those she loves.


Can she do it all? Or will she suffer yet another unspeakable loss?

GENRE
Crime & Thrillers
RELEASED
2013
12 September
LANGUAGE
EN
English
LENGTH
162
Pages
PUBLISHER
Jennifer Baum
SELLER
JENNIFER BAUM
SIZE
910.7
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