The Ties That Bind

“The Horny Teen” is written in a humorous, irreverent style to both entertain as well as titillate. One of my readers, Sujac, has written, “First review I've ever written and I've read a lot of erotica, BDSM, etc. This book (Author note: Urban Legend: The Curious Tale of Naughty Alphonso's Adult Video's and Toy's) was a riot. Creative, hot, hysterically funny erotica and BDSM. BDSM funny? Yes! The way Ellioto writes it. I was laughing out loud while cringing at the same time. Loved the book so much I'm now reading everything he's written. This author has a truly twisted mind and I love it. (reviewed within a week of purchase). "The Ties That Bind" is is a full length novel at over 64,000 words.

Oh boy. Poor Ajay. You think he had it rough on the jet? One of Jack’s friends-with-benefits, Nadine Tiberius, not a morning person, makes it rougher the following day. She decides first thing to give the newly devirginized jetlagged teen a four hour crash course in cunnilingus. While she did her best to keep the bruising to a minimum, it was still quite a trial by fire for the inexperienced boy. After the experience, his junk well-used and sore, he realizes that he would not have had it any other way.

After lunch, though still on the warpath, the buff, deeply tanned Nadine consents to put on a sex show with the athletic, blonde Jack...to the utter delight of the other four. Just off the patio, lit by the sun, the well-oiled couple makes slow, sensuous love on a low, round hassock. The other four, though sated after their morning of non-stop sex, quickly respond to the erotic sight and pair up.

Later in the story Nadine stakes Jack spread-eagle to the lawn. Her abuse is legendary as she forces him to give it up for the fifth time that day. The pain and pleasure he receives from her post-orgasm polishing is so intense, so sublime, so over-the-top, that as it continues to ramp up he happily faints dead away.

Presented with dry wit, these brief descriptions describe merely a small part of the erotic goings on that take place in this 64,000 word book.