Things I Forgot To Say At My Funeral

Thoughts on a life well attended. I may have been tardy but I was awake.
'I wish I was handsomer. I wish I was taller. I wish my bank account would grow. I wish I didn’t
smoke. I wish I didn’t forget so many things. That’s right, I don’t smoke. I wish I was smarter. (Is
that even possible?) I wish I’d met Trudeau. (Pierre) I wish I’d been more successful. And my parents
could have seen it. I wish a lot of things that I don’t really care about it. Someday I’m going to wish
I was alive. '