To The Rude Guy in Apartment Five
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3.9 • 44 Ratings
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- $8.99
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- $8.99
Publisher Description
To The Rude Guy in Apartment Five,
I'm glad you're happy to have moved into a new apartment, but no:
I do not want to have a beer with you.
I do not want to have a nude sleepover.
I do not want to make you breakfast, lunch or dinner, no matter how many lap dances you promise to give me.
I do not need you to serenade me through the walls at 1am.
And no, I have no interest in letting you take me on a date.
Sincerely,
Magnolia Allen
P.S. And no, I do not want to know how many accents you can growl in during
intimate moments. How is that even a thing?
P. P. S. Also, you will never finding me standing naked in your living room ever
again, so please stop leaving lingerie packages on my welcome mat.
Customer Reviews
Horrid characters
Telegraphed story, plodding narrative.
“Notes” between main 2 characters amusing. But back story made they way the 2 main characters interacted totally unbelievable when they finally “met” and made female “heroine” come across as shallow, selfish and a horrible person.
Stopped reading before the end. Just didn’t care what happened… surrounding characters had more depth and better, more likeable personalities.