Erotic Adventure in Thailand

"I f*** you, okay, darling?" says the young Thai woman, suggesting she assume the dominant position and mount me. Her singsong Thai English has a vocabulary of fifteen words—though 12 words in any language are all you need for love. (What are the other seven words?)  A sexy as well funny story of Thailand, with romantic aspects, as in: “For the first time in my life, a woman scrawled the words ‘I Love You’ in the sand specifically for me. Not even my wife had done that.”
Comic, atmospheric, hot erotica in the tradition of Henry Miller. Content Warning: Not Suitable for readers under the age of 18.
Erotic Short Story: Around 5500 words or 18 paperback pages.