Elias Zapple's Rhymes from the Cabbage Patch

American-English Edition 


Inside this book you will find, 

Funny nonsense from my mind. 

Zany rhymes and slimy tales, 

Creepy crawlies leaving bloody trails. 

And a clever slug that shocks, 

Tales about Cinders and Goldilocks. 

Cabbages, slugs and Elias Zapple, 

What rhymes with Zapple apart from apple? 

Fun and craziness! (You'll have a good time), 

There's even some that do not rhyme! 

Read the book, there's so much more, 

Or my slugs and I will go to war!