Nun Shall Pass

The scientists are done with miracles. Time to fight science with… whatever this is.

Sister Mary Mercy has faced zealots, hymn-slingers, relic thieves, and emotionally weaponized Methodists—but nothing terrifies her squad quite like people who don't believe any of this matters.

The Secular Rationalist Front has built the De-Sanctifier, a machine that erases supernatural phenomena with cold, clinical logic. Miracles fizzle. Blessings go flat. Relics lose their spark. And Mercy's silent vow—source of her power—begins to fade.

Even worse: the SRF believes Mercy herself is a walking contradiction. A paradox. A glitch.

And glitches get debugged.

To stop the machine, Mercy must form the world's least stable alliance: Buddhist assassin-monks, Lutheran hymn engineers, Methodist casserole tacticians, stubborn Catholics, and a goat with security clearance.

The final showdown unfolds inside the De-Sanctifier's logic engine, where scientific certainty devours mystery. Mercy must make the impossible choice:

Accept erasure

or prove that faith—and chaos—have value even science can't quantify.

Hilarious, heartfelt, and defiantly irrational, Nun Shall Pass launches Mercy into her most impossible mission yet: saving the irrational from becoming obsolete.