Will I Ever Sleep Again‪?‬

Phil Adair’s “Will I Ever Sleep Again?” is a wildly irresponsible take on fatherhood. It’s also hilariously funny. A triple shot of espresso in a decaf world.

A riotous collection of essays and memoirs that explores the absurd silliness of fatherhood, creating a wickedly incisive snapshot of an all-too-unfamiliar world.

Adair’s collection of stories and essays is a rollicking tour - candidly following an awkward yet thoroughly entertaining mission to succeed, regardless of the consequences. It covers all scenarios imaginable that a new Dad could possibly expect to confront.

Despite being thwarted at every turn, Adair faces the hazards head on, with often futile attempts at anything close to resembling fatherly duties. If you’re in need of a good laugh, then it’s time to take a look at the lighter side of parenting.

A great entertaining read that briskly unfolds and never loses your attention.

A vast array of extremely unhelpful solutions is here for new dads everywhere, including:

• Tips on how to get a breast pump pumping when it clearly doesn’t want to.
• Where did my life go, and will I ever get it back?
• Learn why you must never, ever be present at a baby shower.
• Hangovers & babies: Avoidance techniques and excruciating examples of what not to do.
• The tedium of fatherhood. How bad can it really get?
• Babysitters - A necessary evil, or just plain evil?