You Can't Sleep Here: A Clown's Guide to Surviving Homelessness

No one knows when that dark day will come. You wake up, shower, put the TV or computer on to catch up on some news while you sit down at your kitchen table for breakfast. You jump into your car, or stroll to the bus like you've done over a thousand times, get to your place of employment, punch the clock, then get a phone call that the boss would like to see you at once. Dusting off your shirt, you walk into his office. As you prepare to sit, he tells you don't bother with that as he slides your last paycheck to you on his desk. "What?" you scream. "I'm being let go?" The boss tells you the economy has taken a bad turn, or your work is not up to par, or the other manager who'd hired you had made a mistake, or Jenny over in accounting claim you're a pervert and harassed her yesterday. Whatever it was, you're now facing homelessness. It could happen to anyone, even tech giants and corporate heads. So what do you do? Well, "You Can't Sleep Here: A Clown's Guide to Surviving Homelessness" just might come in handy. Homelessness is not an easy solution; I've had first-hand experience. Still, I approach the topic with the humor of a stand-up comic. It's bad enough not having a roof over your head. This book will help ease that strain - or you can just read it for fun. Completely up to you.