Badass Mind Tricks (Unabridged‪)‬

Most people would love to increase their self-confidence. Duh. You're not a weirdo for wanting to feel better about yourself and hold your head up high. If you are reading this, you are probably just having some trouble getting started or at least in need of some pointers. So you have come here to learn the ways of the badass. It is usually not cool to ask a badass up-front about how to be a badass. This is because most badasses aren't the type who analyze their own ways. I, however, do analyze my own ways.

And although the first commandment of being a badass says not to talk about being a badass, I think the universe will make an exception, since I am endeavoring to bring the universal message of self-confidence to those who have not yet heard. I may not be some people's version of a badass, but I don't really care. There are a million different species of badass. Some are nerdy, some are athletes. Some are macho, some are feminine. Some are masters of getting what they want, and some are masters of giving until they drop. All badasses, however, have some things in common, and I like observing and documenting them. This audiobook is a collection of my observations.