Buddy's Universe - A Beagle's Life Book I

Hi!  My name is Buddy.  I am a Beagle.  Since I can read and write, I am no ordinary Beagle.  I also am very fond of Mental Masturbation. 


Mental Masturbation, Dear Reader, is a form of anxiety relief.  It affects my ever-wandering, always-worrying, exceedingly-addictive mind that works 24 hours per day, 365 days per year.  I even can confirm that Mental Masturbation manages to continue spinning an extra day during leap year.


This collection of missives, which I hope you will read (albeit I do not know why you would care so to do) and for which I beg you to pay, is my banal attempt to understand the "why" of life.  Whether I am discussing my adventures or thinking about meaningless things, I hope you find my words interesting, fun, thought-provoking or, well, you bought the book so at that point my hopes alredy have been achieved, i.e. I made money to buy more treats!


Oh yes, if anyone has a cure for Mental Masturbation, I would be most grateful with any elixir that would speed me towards enlightenment. 


Hugs and Kisses,


Buddy 

buddy@buzzzzoff.com