Cursed

"Handsome warriors don't usually just show up in your bedroom in the middle of the night. But when they do, it's usually with a fleshy tentacle monster sidekick and they're trying to kidnap you. Then your best bet is to assault them with your alarm clock, breaking the mind control spell holding them hostage, and discovering you are in way over your head in an international magical game of politics where everyone knows the rules but you. And if that wasn't enough you also find out you're allergic to magic. My life has gotten very complicated lately."