Gagged and Bound: a book of puns, one-liners and dad jokes

"It’s what it says on the tin: a succession of one-liners, puns and dad jokes going at your laughing muscles in a joyously pell-mell, headlong way. It’s irresistible." The Bookbag

Gagged and Bound is a riotous, rapid-fire collection of over 500 original gags written by pun-loving jokesmith Nick Jones and published by Full Media Ltd. With a mixture of witty one-liners, playful puns and dubious dad jokes, coupled with some great visual gags illustrated by Tiffany Sheely, Gagged and Bound will leave you grinning like a maniac – so probably best not to read it while travelling on public transport.

Jokes include:

When I’m in the kitchen with my wife and I ask her for the sieve, she always throws it at me. She’s pass-sieve aggressive.

What happens when herbs get into debt? They receive a visit from the bay leaf.

Every dog has its day. It’s called International Dog Day.

I’ve written a self-help book for people trying to lose weight but it hasn’t been very successful. It’s called Help Yourself.