I Wish I Was Dead, So I Could Get Chicks

Jayson wants to see lust in a woman’s eyes. He thinks they would be more impressed if he was dead; or undead. His friend Max knows it is a ridiculous plan. He goes along with it because Jayson’s bright ideas tend to go horribly wrong, and it’s fun to watch. Eventually an amazing woman finds him. Can she really be what she thinks she is?
There is also the matter of her ex returning. She thought she killed him years ago. He’s not over it yet.
Jayson can always count on Max to help him sort things out; except now. Max is starting to question his own sanity.