Rule 1: Megan and Emmett Volume II

Rules, rules, rules!

Don't feed the cat bacon. Don't grab the closest fortune cookie. Don't give Lisa milk.

And then there's Rule 1: Emmett is always right.

Ha! Megan has her own take on that.

Join retired couple Megan and Emmett, along with their family, as they conquer the challenges of retirement, neighbors who overstay their welcome, and dogs who leave poop landmines in the yard.

Emmett says he married Megan for her wicked sense of humor.

We know better.

Will Emmett ever finish the chores in the job jar? Will he win his bet with Megan and get to buy a new Harley? And what will they do about the demanding cat monopolizing Megan's lap? The answers will amaze you.

Oh — we can't forget the strawberries and whipped cream.

Sorry. No spoilers.

Are you ready for belly laughs, chuckles, and a tear or two?