Sex on the Beach

“You really have gone loony. Completely insane.”


Warren might be a vampire, sure, but he’s getting the knack of it. He’s cool -- he can handle the wicked urge for hot blood right from a vein and has these bitchin’ fangs. He does miss the sunlight, though. No problem -- he also has a lover, Dusty, the biggest-hearted, goofiest but also kinkiest vampire you’ll ever meet. When Warren gets the urge to get away, Dusty comes up with the perfect way to make unlife a beach.


Sort of.