Ward's Laws Part 3

This book is the third in the comedy series by Doug Ward. Ward's Laws is a silly thing I started on Facebook. When I first opened my account, I did what every other forty-something year old does. I froze, I didn't know what to write.
I started posting the usual stuff. I talked about my day, my dog, my bathroom habits, and said LOL a lot, but that just wasn't me. I wanted to do something more. I wanted to contribute to the good of the world (are you buying this yet?) This took the form of Ward's Laws.
I started to write about things I observed and found funny. I would attach a random number to each new law to make it seem as though there were hundreds of them, but this created a problem. I started repeating numbers and lost track.
About the same time, my friends on the site started telling me I that should publish these laws as a book. At first, I was flattered, but their constant encouragement gave me the fortitude to create the book you are about to read.