Abraham the Anchor Baby Terrorist

As the inaugural birth in service to the Anchor Baby Terrorist Training Program, Abraham represents different things to different people. He is a way to make money, a means to leave an oppressive home in favor of America, an excuse to fall in love, an opportunity to expand power, a good son, a best friend, a big man on campus, a murder suspect, a media plaything, a source of pride, of fear, of shame…and ultimately something elusive.