This is a Public Service Announcement. Time/Space anomalies have been located in your area. Keep a careful eye out and make sure you don't fall into one. If anything looks suspiciously sparkly, avoid it.
If accidental teleportation occurs, keep your head down and do not, I repeat, do not make contact with the locals. Especially not if they're smoking hot and capable of shifting into dinosaurs. Jump back through a portal and get home as soon as possible. Do not linger to make further -ahem- contact with the locals.
You have been warned.