Jokes I Wrote...While Eating Cheetos

I have spent a lifetime coming up with weird ideas. Actually they just appeared, most of the time. The muse was never far away. So I decided to collect them. I've tried in a number of ways. From just writing them down, to trying to stretch them beyond their natural limit. It wasn't fun doing the latter, and the former was not fulfilling. Finally I decided on just writing the bits down. Then connecting them in whatever weird way came to mind. So here are my bits and the bits between the bits. Enjoy.