AudibleProops 49: Four More Years (Nonfiction‪)‬

Hello, fellow Americans. Surrounded by the stench that was the 2004 election, Proops is reminded of a Stalinist maxim: Those who vote decide nothing, and those who count the votes decide everything. Where real America is positive and real positive people care about moral values, Proops says we are back to the days of bared breasts and more. While Tara Reid and Paris Hilton were flashing the press at P. Diddy's b-day bash, in Fallujah Rummy's taking one last stand at victory. And, while everyone's playing musical chairs in the Bush cabinet, Proops has his list of nominees for Chief Justice for when the music finally dies down. Finally, Proops shares some encouraging words from conservative talk show host and former baseball player Frank Pastore about how conservatives should view the next four years. In the meantime, Proops is reminded as to why he must roam the earth and whine.

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