Humpty Dumpty and You

Who haven't heard of Humpty Dumpty?


But did anyone ever wonder if Humpty might actually be a Ming-era Egghead Hun sitting atop the mighty Great Wall? 


And what if this swelled head really had the audacity as to challenge you to topple him off the wall?


Shouldn't he have already "read the writings on the wall" when he issued out his challenge to you? (Works best in an iPad)