If Life Is a Grocery Store, I Need Better Coupons

I believe that every man has the potential to pull himself from the mud of
which he was created up to the highest point of stardom, to overcome the
greatest of indignities, whatever may be served to him, and demonstrate the
greatest of inspirational abilities, making mankind far better for his appearance
on this earth, if he chooses, as brief as it may be. I believe that every man is
sacred, and when he realizes his individual worth, he cannot help but strive
for perfection, and though he cannot find it in his own strength, will realize
that the God who made him loves him and will give him the strength he needs
to overcome all tribulation and failure, that we were made to be happy and
excited about our existence, and that we should live and learn to love life and
embrace all it has to offer passionately, eliminating the bad and enhancing the
good, for ourselves and our fellow man. It is our God-given responsibility to
take this gift of life and the earth upon which we were given to live to learn
to love God and our fellow man, and that our journey is solely our own, and
affects all of us for the worse or the better according to the choices we make
guided by our character. And whether we like it or not, all of our chosen
activities affect each other, and should lift up our fellow man as sacred and
special as we lift ourselves up individually, and to never forget that we are not
here alone, that God is watching every step we take and every action in our
lives, and we are held in judgment for how we treat ourselves, our fellow man,
and our relationship with our Heavenly Father.