Instructions for Correct Assembly

Maybe turn down the opinionated dial?



Hari and Max weren't satisfied with their first attempt at parenthood, so they're giving it a second go.



Only this time they've got a 30-day money back guarantee and an easy-to-follow construction manual.



They're certain, as long as they follow it step-by-step, he's going to be perfect.



This might be a little more complicated than the bed but still, I'm sure its the kind of thing we can crack on our own.



Instructions for Correct Assembly premiered at the Royal Court Theatre, London, in the Jerwood Theatre Downstairs on 7 April 2018, in a production directed by Hamish Pirie.