Li'l Ol' Pissant Country Rose

So what happens when you forget you are HSDD (Hypoactive Sexual Desire Disorder) and just give in, let loose, and live each day like the first (and last) day you won't remember?
If you're like me, you potentially find yourself saying to your husband, "Hey, want me to go down the hall and see if she wants to have a threesome?" - maybe because you know if your husband gets a little MFF action, MMF can't be far behind.
Or you flash a small herd of cattle your own udders? Or why stop there, discover "Hot flash over-heating" trumps "Flashing on-coming traffic" while trucking down the highway.
Between the miles and smiles, there's learning fun farm life facts, several trips to car and truck sales lots, and even a new-and-improved take on library story time.
Get ready to get your country on as I stumble into a whole new world to explore and experience as my nearly lifelong desire disorder loosens its hold on my life. Now if only I could find some modesty to go with these lowered inhibitions.
Just remember, "There's nothin' dirty goin' on!" (And it doesn't count as having a threesome if your husband is one of the male members inserted into the wife's body. So there!)