Paranormal Talent

Ranny opens things by snarling at me: “Jim Marr, you spoke to Cassandra, when you have been told not to do that.”
I reply, “I did not speak to Cassandra today or at any time, since I was told not to speak to her.”
Billy snarls, “He’s lying!”
I reply, “I have been in my computer lab all day, so far, as surveillance videos will show. If I did speak to Cassandra today, it would have been via the Interlab Communication System, the Squawk Box. If Billy heard me speaking to Cassandra, then Billy must have tapped into the Interlab Communication System, a no no security violation.”
(One of the MPs is busy with his two way radio.) He then says, “An etech is checking the Interlab Communication System lines. We will have a report shortly.”
I state, “I have not spoken to Cassandra today, which can be easily verified by simply asking Cassandra.”
(The Personnel lady is on her cell phone.) She says, into the phone, “You don’t really need to come here.”
Matt, the Project Manager sneers, “It appears that we have two little boys, just tearing at one another.”
I reply, “I have been in my computer lab all day, so far, as surveillance videos will show. If I did tear at Billy it must have been my speaking to Cassandra today, via the Interlab Communication System, the Squawk Box. I deny that I spoke to Cassandra today, via the Interlab Communication System. Thus, I did not tear at Billy.”
I continue, “Billy did tear at me, disrupting my work and breaching my work contract. I will ask for a legal termination of said work contract. Also, I am a man, not a little boy, whose rights can be ignored.”
Matt, the Project Manager sneers, “I can’t watch ‘em all the time.”
About this time, Cassandra, a very pretty woman, erupts into the hearing room. She snarls, “Apparently this Billy thinks that he can run my life better than I can. Billy can just explain his position before the equal opportunities people. I am filing a formal complaint, against Billy.”
The Personnel lady jumps in, “Cassandra, did James Marr talk to you today?”
Cassandra states, “James Marr did not talk to me today, or for the last few weeks. The last time that I recall talking with James Marr was about data rate processing and data latency.”
Billy sneers, “I heard her talking to James Marr today. She’s lying.”
Cassandra snarls, “How dare you call me a liar. Billy, you can just explain your position before the equal opportunities people. I am filing a formal complaint against you.”
Billy then gets up and makes a run at either Cassandra or Jim Marr. I get up, zone block Billy’s arms and put a thrusting kick against Billy’s knee. The force of my thrusting kick is such that Billy’s knee visibly disassembles. I then put a forearm strike against Billy’s head. Unfortunately, Billy is on his way down and my forearm strike doesn’t kill Billy, maybe breaks his neck.
I then address the room, “Have Billy again call Cassandra a liar. No? Then one problem solved.” Have Billy get up and fight. No? Then another problem solved. Why are you management people just sitting there? The Billy problem is one in your area of responsibility.”
The MPs and the Corpsman are up and tending to Billy. The MPs get a stretcher for Billy. The stretcher bearers and the Corpsman then escort the pile of shit, that’s Billy, out of the room.
The head MP then tells the room, “Billy did some sort of etech work on a communication line. The etechs are now checking to see if the communication line is part of the Interlab Communication System.”
The suit (who later proves to be a Senior Vice President) asks me, “James Marr what happened earlier this morning?”
I reply, “I was working in my computer lab, when I get a call, via the Interlab Communication System. The call came from a lady named Donna who is a talented etech, who works for Cassandra. Donna wanted me to check a data feed line. I did and the data feed line was dead, as Donna suspected. End of conversation.”