Santa Claus, Kriss Kringle, or St. Nicholas Fully Illustrated

NOW, I have caught you Santa Claus,

Kriss Kringle or St. Nicholas,

And you must tell me, tell me true,

Which of these names best pleases you?”

“O-ho! my pretty little maid,

I’ll answer true, O-ho!” he said.

My wife, she often calls me hub,

And, strange to you, sometimes just bub,

No doubt you think me six feet, four,

And that I weigh a ton or more,

But when at home I’m rather small,

Not near so large nor half so tall

As when I visit girls and boys

And load them down with pretty toys.”