The Book of Duh‪!‬

Join the Club. It's Okay to be "Duuuuuuuh!"

Everyone is guilty of doing it: Committing an act so outlandish, so stupid that the first thought that comes to mind is, "Duuuuuuuh!" "Duh!" moments happen all the time. They can strike at any moment. At any place, at any time of day, when you least expect them:
You Super Glue a quarter to your forehead betting a friend it won't stick . . ."Duh!"Your boss asks you to leave "early" to run an errand and then to stay late . . . "Duh!"Your mother-in-law comes to visit after you buy her a "one-way" ticket . . . double "Duh!"
Need more examples? Okay, you asked for it.
You report a local family disturbance to the police and the officer comes to your door . . . "Duh!"Your blonde girlfriend hears accidents happen close to home, so she moves . . . "Duh!"You think becoming a vegetarian means you can't eat Animal Crackers . . . "Duh!"
Stand up. Take a bow. You are not alone. Now one laugh-filled volume brings them all together…the whole "Duhs!" and nothing but the "Duhs!" . . . THE BOOK OF DUH! This fun-filled treasury features the funniest, most outrageous "Duhs!" of all. Of course, who are we tell you that. You have lived these (and probably more). If not, join the club. It is okay to be "Duh!"