The Menopause Shelf

I hear you mumble under your breath, "Oh no, not another book about the menopause, same old, same old...boring! Yawn, yawn, blah, blah." I can assure you that this is not the case!



Riddled with raunchy, racy rhymes. Strictly adult content throughout. Jokes, anecdotes, quotes and one-liners, keeping it fresh and original. Dropping in a word search here and 'tongue-in-cheek' comment there.



Enough to make a gynaecologist blush!



Oozing with sarcasm and colourful language. (Ok, swear words!) Dripping throughout with blood, sweat, and tears! (All from first-hand experience – you're welcome!)



NOT for the faint-hearted!



A bonus edition, 'OFF THE SHELF', is included, offering an extra saucy sprinkle of 'spice', but contains slightly harrowing tones. The aim is not to 'scare' but to 'share' the depths of emotions readers can relate to in complex relationships and the effect menopause can have long after the HRT patches have fallen off!