Zombie Outbreak Survival: My Fellow Citizens

My fellow citizens, American survivors, May 29, 2017 would have been John F. Kennedy's 100th birthday. To commemorate this, I wondered again, what would the great speeches sound like against the backdrop of a zombie apocalypse? And so, at the risk of what others might think, I thought I would try another speech. JFK's very last speech, zombified.

Who am I? I’m Captain Allen, USMC, a certified Zombie Outbreak Survival Expert. You already know you can count on me for great zombie apocalypse survival ideas, but I want you to come to me for all your zombie apocalypse and zombie outbreak needs. Of course, survival is my expertise. I promise to continue delivering the survival goods to you as I continue to write. I thought for this PSA, I would again take an interesting detour.

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