A*****e

I was the nicest guy in the world. The kind of guy who gives up his seat for women who aren’t even pregnant. And all it had got me was a dead-end job, a crappy apartment and a dog that treated me as its bitch.

So one day I decided to become a totally different man. A rock-hard alpha male who fights to win, makes his own rules and doesn’t know the word sorry. An a*****e.

The worst thing? It worked!

Here you’ll discover my revolutionary programme for assholism, including:

· Essential body language – don’t smile, unless others are in pain

· Workplace etiquette – taking credit for everything, except mistakes

· Diet and exercise – the power of red meat, energy drinks and hitting below the belt

· Relationships – how to avoid getting burned, even if your wife is a trained chef (like mine)

· Feelings – the only luxury you can’t afford

This is the story of my journey into jerkhood.

It is my story of glory.