Faceholes

Either you're reading this because Facebook a-holes piss you off as much as they do me, or you're probably the person I wrote this book about and need to get your sh*t together fast! 


This book is a comedic take on the jerks we have all come to loathe, whose daily food and relationship updates flood our inboxes and crush our once-joyous Facebook. 


If there's two things in life I am sure of it's that there is no "Royal Flutch" in Hold 'em poker, and there's no place for bathroom selfies on Facebook. I lost half of my net worth figuring out the former; don't lose half your respect figuring out the latter. 


In addition to the comedic and insightful aspect of this book, it has been known to cure various life-threatening ailments, mend broken relationships, and increase absorption of trace minerals in nutrient-deficient diets. None of these claims are FDA approved, verified, researched, cited or valid in any way, shape or form. 


*This book is currently available on eReaders only. 


About the Author: 

Ariel "Boston Jew" Mathiowitz is a humor writer. Comedy is his passion, and laughter is his drug. 


On his site, www.bostonjew.com, Ariel creates humor bits, rants, and blogs to release his neurotic and racing thoughts, which saves him a bunch of money that would otherwise go to a psychologist. 


Ariel's purpose on this earth is to entertain people–whether through his fake foreign accents, self-loathing attitude, or observations. 


This is Ariel's first publication.