I Have a Dick. Now What‪?‬

Men are solitary creatures, and as such we do not share. We are not open with one another. We do not, to use the vernacular, "talk." And because of this, our ancestral male knowledge is often fractured. Much of it can be learned instinctively, but sometimes we miss a lesson or two. For example, though you discovered your dick years ago, perhaps you have only recently come to realize that you don't know how to properly hide an erection in public. Or the best way to survive post-coital cuddling. Or the proper way to claim territory for the establishment of a "man cave." In short, though you have discovered your dick, you don't know exactly what to do now. This manual intends to remedy that.