Poetry of the Crapper

This collection of terrible poetry will make you laugh, cry and shake your head in disgust. Bad images will ignite one’s emotions and forever scar the brain of the reader. The author Kevin Smith, has a vomit inducing attitude and an even worse ability to produce really rotten entertainment. Be prepared to suffer from melodramatic episodes of rage. A theatrical masterpiece of dung is the likely outcome of a reciter’s journey to the crapper.

No real humans were injured in the making of these poems, only Kevin Smith himself who laughed too much and ended up with tendinitis of the jaw. Don’t be like Kevin, be calm and smoke a doobie or two. Enjoy this moment in time with the inept and incompetent storytelling of the author.