Rocketship Patrol

"It's too soon to mutiny, isn't it?"
"It is only your first day."

Pop Quiz: You are rookie DUPES officer Dana Loy, fresh out of the Drantini Unified Police and Emergency Services academy, reporting for your first day of duty aboard Patrol Rocketship 8724. What challenges are you likely to encounter on your first day as an officer of the law in the sleepiest back corner of the sleepiest star system in the sector?

A) Paperwork

B) Routine traffic stops

C) A lecherous drunk of a commanding officer, a love-struck robot out for revenge, unscrupulous alien scavengers, an entire fleet of pirates, and a psychotic criminal mastermind

D) All of the above

If you answered "D", congratulations! Prepare to get caught up in an hilarious chase against time to catch the galaxy's most wanted warlord -- where your first day on the job just might be your last!