Dead Men Don’t Eat Quiche: A Short Humorous Mystery Set In Paris

Becca is having a dead viscount day, and if she doesn’t think fast, she’ll end up in a French jail crying, “I forking can’t take it anymore!" 32 pages of pure entertainment from award-winning humorist Gwen Ellery.


Includes an excerpt from What’s French for WTF? and French Toasted and a manifesto: “A Chick By Any Other Name”