That Selfish Cow is a Mother Now‪.‬

***Laugh-out-Loud from the first page to the last - everything else in your parenting life will be too serious.*** This book will surely make every new Parent smile - for a long time! *** It’s an ideal gift for first-time Mummies and Daddies.


How do you speak to a three to five-year-old about bad words, death, smoking pot, religion, racism, choosing a lover, the Truths of the universe and about Santa Clause being an impoverished delusional man who can’t afford presents for the whole world?  Nobody really tells you these things.  If you never planned on having children and never knew how to keep a real baby alive on a daily basis, the last thing you would have figured out is how to deal with the philosophical and social issues they will point their little fingers to.  And to make matters more complicated, YOUR child amazingly seems to be absolutely perfect, with no effort on your part at all.  Then day by day, as you get over the shock of being a new Parent, you realise that this little person you’ve given birth to is a genius.  He knows himself, he knows you, he knows what he wants and how to get it, and he asks ALL the right questions!  You, on the other hand, don’t know much.


Read this Book if you are planning on giving birth to a little genius (because by default that’s what you’ll get!) or already have one and are thinking about making friends with them.  It is a story from a real life Mum, not a Parenting Expert or a Doctor of Making Babies, who attempts to bring up her child exactly the way she and her partner wants without giving in to useless social trends and ideals that nobody really cares about anyway.  Enjoy!