1,290+ Dirty Jokes: Dirty Talk Examples and Funny Stories for Couples (WTF OMG LOL, Book 1) (Unabridged)

My wife said she is leaving on account of my sexual fetishes. I said fine! Slam the door on my c--t on the way out.

I told my wife I was gonna start smoking pot. She said if I did, she'd leave me. I guess it's true what they say...marijuana truly is an effective way to get rid of aches and pains.

Statistics show that the average person has sex 89 times per year. Looks like I'm in for a pretty wild December.

The furniture store keeps calling me back..... But all I wanted was that one nightstand.

To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked pizza. Then, I made tacos because they don't live in a swing state.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Find a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.

My wife got mad because I lost £3,420 gambling. Woman! It's not even your money...anymore.

And over 1,280 more jokes to keep you laughing for hours!