100% Match (Unabridged)
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3.5 • 41 Ratings
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- $5.99
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- $5.99
Publisher Description
"What The One Minute Manager was to business, 100% Match is to relationships." (PC3 Books)
Bart is 30. He is bald. He is overweight. He wears glasses. He is a fry cook. He hates cats. And kids. Bart occasionally does very bad things. He is looking for his perfect match. He has done his research.
"Depraved, deranged, and blackly hilarious. PC3 does what he does best here, and doesn't hold back. I suspect 89.3% of you will love this story. The other 10.7% are humorless prudes." (Chris Miller, author of Dust and Dub-Town Blues)
"Vile, repulsive, and smart, with a kick-in-the-ass ending. You know, all the stuff we've come to love about PC3" (Rayne Havok, author of Necrosis)
"Get ready to squirm, cringe, and maybe even laugh! Patrick C. Harrison III's prose is as slick as it is sick, and 100% Match is one you won't want to miss. Especially if you're deranged and looking for love." (Judith Sonnet, author of No One Rides for Free)
"If you like your fiction sick and twisted, this one will be a 100% match for you. PC3 gives us a glimpse into the mind of the truly depraved, and despite the nature of spending time in such a nasty headspace, the story is entertaining as hell. Just don’t read it on a full stomach." (Robert Essig, author of The Circus Oasis and Tweaker Creatures)
Customer Reviews
Not for the weak stomached
I can eat while my best friend vomits her brains out from drinking too much.. but this turned my stomach when I attempted to eat my lunch while listening. The ending made it worth it though
Oh he definetely finds his 100% match. A very unpredictable read
Disclaimer- this book mentions animal cruelty/torture and if you have a weak stomach this might not be for you.
I want to sue for time and 6 bucks wasted
If I could turn back time to 3 hrs ago before I purchased this book and smack my phone into the abyss I would. This book is the most boring splatterpunk book in the history of its genre. It’s like I paid 6 bucks for an AO3 story. I have never been more angry at a Booktok recommendation since punk 57 (ifykyk). This book has almost zero description whatsoever. Has this author even heard of authorial choice outside of shock? The best part about splatter punk is the foreshadowing, imagery, tone, etc all of which are nil. It makes the “shocking” parts absolutely lame. It’s as if a 12 year old wrote down the most edgy things his little mind could think of. He just blurts out “oh ya btw I have a cat I’m going to bring into the shower for yk what.” BORINGGGG! I get the author was trying to create a caricature of incels, which made it somewhat interesting and tolerable. But could it be an INTERESTING incel. Yes he’s the poster boy for incels but make the book interesting! If it’s supposed to be a bad book at least make it free. Theres nothing really that shocking in the books it’s just “le random Violence.” What drives me nuts is so many tasteless, brain rotted people on tik tok with attention spans shorter than the protagonists yk what. This is who the book caters to. People who can barely read because they can’t focus on anything for more than 10 seconds. TLDR: book is trash save your money