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Publisher Description

It’s not nice to mess with Mother Nature. Really, it’s not. 

This is simply not my week. Finding out I can’t cook is appalling. My luncheon with the big-boned Immortal socialites went to Hell in a handbasket. I’ve been hoping to join the Fearsome Five and make it the Psycho Six. However, the chances of that happening now are looking slim. Of course, I could force my way in since I’m Mother freakin’ Nature, but I want to be accepted for being me - and because I’m fabulous. 

It’s bad enough my two sons, God and Satan, are driving me to crazy town while my best friend, Mr. Rogers, is riding in the backseat having a breakdown. It’s definitely not a beautiful day in the neighborhood of Purgatory....

God has taken up softball and is impossible to get ahold of just when I need to chat with him about the impending end of the world. 

And Satan. Satan has agreed to grocery shop with me so I don’t show up at his next poker game in Hell and pole dance. See, I’m certain if I find the famous chef Betsy Cocker and learn to cook I can halt the end times. According to the internet, she resides in aisle three. 

What I really want is to be left alone with Bill - the love of my Immortal life. And for the world to not come to a cataclysmic and fiery end because that is unacceptable. God tells me the end times aren’t on his schedule, but the strange days afoot and the physical changes in Bill tell me otherwise. 

And I would know. Normally, I create all the strange days. 

There is no storm strong enough to defeat me. Ladies and gentlemen, I’m Mother Nature. I am the mother humpin’ storm. 

And it’s not over until I say it’s over.

GENRE
Romance
NARRATOR
RN
Romy Nordlinger
LENGTH
07:04
hr min
RELEASED
2019
October 8
PUBLISHER
Audible Studios
PRESENTED BY
Audible.com
LANGUAGE
EN
English
SIZE
361.9
MB

Customer Reviews

Izzibear ,

Amazing Story

I’m very fond of this family. Their kind of dysfunctional but they are all big hearted, loyal and fun. They’re always there for each other too. Gigi’s story is hilarious and completely captivating. I was on the edge of my seat trying to figure out what was coming. All the while laughing so hard my sides hurt.
I greatly enjoyed the narration. Romy Nordlinger did a lovely job bringing Gigi’s story to life.
After a long day this was the perfect book to listen to.