A Villain for Christmas (Unabridged‪)‬

    • 5.0 • 5 Ratings
    • $17.99

    • $17.99

Publisher Description

Despite growing up in a family of villains, I’d rather curl up and read than commit crimes. When I get coerced by my brother into helping him rob a bank, I run into August, my childhood crush, also known as Chrono, the city’s greatest superhero. He’s sexy, sweet, and suddenly, he’s asking me to Thanksgiving with his parents. 

It’s probably because he doesn’t realize that I’m Leviathan, a villain with the power of telekinesis. And I can’t tell him because he’d never forgive me and would stop doing things like cooking for me - wait, maybe that would be a good thing, since he’s a terrible cook. It doesn’t help that my parents think they’re the ultimate villains and won’t stop getting in my way, although they can’t even steal toilet paper without getting caught. 

But when real supervillains (not the wannabe kind that I grew up with) start targeting August, I might be forced to show everyone who I truly am: a slightly warped and snarky man who’d really rather read a book than save anything...besides August.

I’ll tear this world apart just to get another glimpse of him in those glasses and spandex suit. I’ll do whatever it takes to keep him safe, even though it means exposing my true identity. Luckily, August still cares about me, proving that even a villain and a hero can fall in love. Hopefully, we’ll be able to save the world in time for Christmas. 

This ridiculous and snarky holiday novel contains a villain-turned-unlikely hero (even if he’s a manager's worst nightmare), a superhero with a fondness for suckers who absolutely does not use his powers to cheat on board games, a hairless cat with an unfortunate name, bumbling family members that try to be evil, but are mostly just embarrassing, a snow globe with mysterious powers, betrayal, true love, a risqué Santa suit, and the saltiest chicken ever.

GENRE
Romance
NARRATOR
ML
Michael Lesley
LANGUAGE
EN
English
LENGTH
09:00
hr min
RELEASED
2020
May 20
PUBLISHER
Alice Winters
PRESENTED BY
Audible.com
SIZE
414.9
MB

Customer Reviews

SuctumLupus ,

Surprisingly good

I love the puns mostly. Also Ball Zack is now my favorite animal name! Also I feel personally connected with the main character. Just want to read all day and mess with my siblings using my powers.

high kicks and death drops ,

Freakishly good!

What started out as a way to just entertain myself in a long drive, turned into me laughing out loud for several hours. Superhero’s, Spandex, Lots of humor ..... and VILLAINS.

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