All in a Day's Work: A Short Story (Unabridged‪)‬

You wake up one morning with the weight of the world on your shoulders. You just lost your job, your girlfriend dumped you and you're about to be evicted from your apartment. Is it worth even going on anymore? Maybe not, but before you pull that trigger why not give a call to the folks at the suicide hotline. Maybe they can help.

How good are these people at their job? Someone's gonna die no matter what. And there ain't a thing you can do about it.