Am I Allergic to Men? (Unabridged‪)‬

What if you lost more than 10 years of your life...and found out you’re single AF, your cat hates you, and your biggest commitment is to Netflix?

I’m Lucy. Out-of-work actress, part-time princess impersonator, Dorito enthusiast. Oh, and I’ve lost my memory.

I got knocked off a bicycle on my way to a children’s party, dressed as Elsa, and accidentally flashed my thong. Now, in my head, it’s 2009 and I’m 17 years old. Not nearly 30 and starting to wrinkle.

By this stage of my life, I thought I’d be married, with kids and a mortgage. Instead, I’ve got a phone full of dick pics, and my longest relationship is with Pinot Grigio. Determined to fill the gaps, I track down ex-boyfriends, friends with benefits, and one-night stands. There’s some questionable activity - including a guy with a goatee who fixes fridges, a fling with a man in a Batman costume, and Tony, who likes a dance-off.

As I make my way through my contacts list - and try to jog my memory - I can’t help asking: Am I allergic to love? Commitment? Men?

And is there a cure?

Better than a workout, you’ll laugh so much your abs ache! Fans of Sophie Kinsella, Lindsey Kelk, and TV shows like Schitt’s Creek will fall head over heels for this romantic comedy.