Back to School: Ear Wax Max, Book 3 (Unabridged‪)‬

On the first day of school, Max’s alarm goes off bright and early. But he is not ready to get back into the routine of a new school year, especially not with all the dangers he has to face.

First, he has to get ready and get out the door before Mom hits 10 on her stress-o-meter and goes nuclear. Then, he has to avoid the Tar Pit of Filmore Middle School and the school’s biggest bully Bart Johnson. There are also Principal Peter’s deafening morning announcements and cafeteria food covered in nacho cheese, which oddly smells like dirty feet.

It is going to be a struggle for Max to survive just the first day.