- $5.99

If you're a good parent, you probably drive yourself batshit with worry. This audiobook is for you. Read by the author, funny parenting blogger David Vienna of thedaddycomplex.com, and based on his viral blog post (the “CTFD Method”), Calm the F*ck Down addresses concerns from “my baby won't poop” to “my boy likes girl toys.” Vienna's wise and funny parenting advice will amuse, inform, and remind you that (almost) nothing is worth freaking out about.

Includes practical parenting advice from actual experts
Topics cover the first few years of child-rearing like behavior, development, bodily excretion mishaps, and why "CTFD" works in each challenging scenario
Great for new parents to keep them calm, cool, and collected

Due to the audiobook's explicit language, you probably should not play it around your kids. (But we won't judge you if you do.)

Please feel free to share this audiobook with parents, friends, family - and especially doting aunts!