Closure Has Come, Goldman Sachs (Unabridged‪)‬

You heard about my book, you saw me on the front cover just a few seconds ago, you're debating in your mind right now whether you should listen to it or not. You are on the internet, ready to make your decision. This is my first autobiography, which took me six months to type and edit three times before sending it to Page Publishing. For pure entertainment, I would encourage you to confidently make this purchase. This listen is full of true relishing stories that will make you laugh, cry, or go "WTF, that's unbelievable". I believe after all my 43 years on this planet that we call Earth, this is my true calling: to produce writings to the public. By now, you have made your decision to listen to this or not, and I pray to become your new favorite author. We all should look forward to what is next in life.